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Swimming with the Piranha's

By: Mike Robins
Saturday, March 08, 2008 6:38 AM

Hello everyone,

Its been awhile since I have posted but I do browse the headlines quite a bit and read some of the stuff posted here and elsewhere. I don't know about the rest of you but it is amazing to me how many great ways there are to make thousands of sells a year after only a few months in this business and even in a slow market.

The e-mails that come in everyday tell of fantastic results in the first year of real estate and how I sold 500 properties in my second year, Or how to get rich in a slow market without working after  5:00  "oh" and no week-ends. And I can be taught this for only $199.95

Or how to get millions of hits on my web-site and how only 1 sell will pay for the whole year of fees to make it all happen. Then of course for only a few hundred dollars I can get buyers and sellers who are looking for an agent to work with NOW in my little Home town of around 4,000 people.  I am just now filling out the credit application so I can go for it all. By next month I should be the only "Real Estate Agent" in the whole country getting leads, My web site will be number one on every search engine and I will be at the top of every front page in the WORLD.

This is why I am going to borrow  $100,000 dollars and sign up for every e-mail I get for the next 2 full days.

I hope it will be enough money.......    :)

Oh and I'm sorry in advance for stepping on all or your toes.

Love---- Mike 

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Gail Griffin
Member Since '03

Gail Griffin said:

Great satire Mike! LOL

March 8, 2008 9:24 AM
Gary Morris
Member Since '07

Gary Morris said:

Mike, I don't think $100K would last you one day, let alone two. No matter what business venture you are in, there is always somebody that will make us rich quick. What ever happened to working for a living?

March 8, 2008 10:09 AM
Nate Covington
Member Since '07

Nate Covington said:

Mike, apology accepted. ;)

March 8, 2008 12:15 PM
Candice A Donofrio
Member Since '07

Candice A Donofrio said:

Mike, just pay me. I'll teach ya! LOLOL

March 8, 2008 6:37 PM
Lonn Dugan
Member Since '05

Lonn Dugan said:

LOL@Mike : )

Great post.  I'm guilty, I guess...  Since I like to help agents succeed and offer services to do that.  

How else would you like us coach types to market?

BTW:( Tongue in cheek ) I can save you that $100,000.  Since I am a pretty good coach, I am sure that if we talked for a few minutes, I could talk you out of wasting your money.  

Of course, my rates are reasonable, and should be though of as an investment instead of an expense.  I bill in convenient quarter hour increments, and this should only take about 8 calls.  We can do one call a week, but if you do one call a day, you will save money faster and be free to sell more houses.  I can put you on a RUSH coaching program at only twice the usual investment - but credit cards are accepted so that is really like not paying until you sell a house <LOL>

March 10, 2008 6:00 AM

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