Happy Saturday,
Just sitting here thinking about the whole "broken bubble" thing and I think I have it figured out.
What we need here is a change window at the mortgage company, When I go to a Casino in Vegas you see them everywhere so why not have them at the Banks and Mortgage companies.
Heres how it will work........The Government is the Casino and the Mortgage brokers are the cash windows.
And of course people are the players. When you pick your slot machine on the floor you go to the window and let the cashier know that you are going to be playing that machine because the person that was playing it "won allot of money" Oh and you will need to borrow the money to play.
To qualify for the money all I have to do is tell them My job as a Gas station attendant pays me 50,000 a year if I include the tips and of course I will pay them back even if I don't win.
The Cashier will then give you a loan that is based on how much you will gamble for the fist 80% of the day at say 7% return for them and a 20% loan based on what you do for the later part of the day say at 10% interest for them. Sounds good to me so far I'm not out any money and they are going to make a very good return on there money when I win.
As part of the fun if I don't pay it back by that night then tomorrow it will cost me 8% and 11% and this will go up by the day to a maximum of 12% and 18% but not to worry if by the third or forth day I am still not winning all I have to do is go back to the cashier and tell them I can't pay them the outrageous interest rate on the money I gambled away because they tricked me into signing up for the machine, Then of course they tell the Casino they loaned me the money and now the Casino will need to give them more money to make sure the window stays open "but from now on they won't lend me any more" and the machine I was playing will be turned into a penny machine instead of the dollar machine I played.
Oh and my tips are really not as good as I told them at the Gas Station but I thought they would be better by tomorrow and I could just borrow more money at less interest and keep playing.
The Moral of the story is Borrowing all the money to gamble on and then blaming the casino for letting you do it is like Drinking a six pack of beer and blaming the brewer for getting drunk.
An Idol Mind is The Devils Workshop !!!!!