There used to be a time when the dispossessed would lament: “Hey buddy, can you spare a dime?” Now, with inflation, they ask for dollars, instead.
George Carlin best describes the definition of a homeless: “Those people are not homeless, they are HOUSELESS.” That condition is increasing exponentially and we all know why...
Nevertheless, this morning, driving to the office, at a traffic light, I noticed a vagrant wearing his whole cruddy wardrobe (about 10 layers of clothing under some long trench coat) sitting on a street corner while I waited for the light to turn green. To my amazement, that man was talking on a cellular phone. What is wrong with that picture? (Perhaps Carmen and Bill ought to ask that guy which cell phone he uses).
Two weeks ago, I saw another guy holding a clever sign: “I am on a low-carb diet, (proper food costs more)” I swear to the Almighty, I am not making that up. I rolled down my window and asked him “which diet are you on, Southbeach or Atkins?” He replied only with an insolent grin. I never encourage those people but, this once, I gave him 2 bucks; I thought he deserved it for being original.
John