The Star Burglar is back again.
Isn't that odd that all of us who were given 5 stars on our posts since yesterday have been robbed of a few stars each except for Becky?
It has been clearly apparent to all of us that lately Mary campaigned arduously and competitively to conquer over Becky’s glorious title. Mary’s relentless blogging participation on Relib ascended her rapidly to where she is now, a few blogs away from overthrowing Her Majesty, Becky, off her long rein as our sovereign. Thus, Becky sensing the eminent danger, that makes her a prime suspect to wanting to sabotage anyone who menaces to remove her crown.
To conceal her heinous act, she allegedly attacked everyone who got five stars creating a diversion to confuse all that her obvious target is Mary.
At first, I was leery of Mary’s hurried climb. I thought and even accused her once of using dubious subterfuge to attain her goal at all costs to oust Becky of her throne but, considering the evidence at hand today, I was wrong. Mary certainly attained her second position fair and square. (Will you accept my humble apologies, Mary?)
The “Relib Right Act”, unlike the Miranda Right Act, decrees that offenders DO NOT have the right to remain silent, DO NOT have the right to an attorney and everything they say will definitely be held against them.
Now-then:
Becky, where were you Monday the 11th between the hours of 8:04 PM until now except for the time you did post your blog today at 7:27 AM?
Can you account for your whereabouts in between and provide us with names of witnesses, if any? (Cathy is not a viable witness for she is known to be a professional witness)
I am getting a subpoena from the Hillsborough County Sheriff Department to search your computer tomorrow. There will be intense investigations to find the guilty party. I strongly recommend you co-operate fully for the sake of clearing your name and reputation.
I’ve heard that Gregory, Gary, Mike and Mary have already placed a bounty on your head.
This is very disturbing for all of us. Don’t risk to be impeached; please, come forth and exonerate yourself.
Oh, I forget, DO NOT LEAVE TOWN until this investigation is over.
John