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Thinking about thinking...

Could it be Becky?

By: John Bourassa
Tuesday, June 12, 2007 10:34 PM

The Star Burglar is back again

 

Isn't that odd that all of us who were given 5 stars on our posts since yesterday have been robbed of a few stars each except for Becky?

 

It has been clearly apparent to all of us that lately Mary campaigned arduously and competitively to conquer over Becky’s glorious title.  Mary’s relentless blogging participation on Relib ascended her rapidly to where she is now, a few blogs away from overthrowing Her Majesty, Becky, off her long rein as our sovereign. Thus, Becky sensing the eminent danger, that makes her a prime suspect to wanting to sabotage anyone who menaces to remove her crown.

 

To conceal her heinous act, she allegedly attacked everyone who got five stars creating a diversion to confuse all that her obvious target is Mary.

 

At first, I was leery of Mary’s hurried climb.  I thought and even accused her once of using dubious subterfuge to attain her goal at all costs to oust Becky of her throne but, considering the evidence at hand today, I was wrong.  Mary certainly attained her second position fair and square. (Will you accept my humble apologies, Mary?)

 

The “Relib Right Act”, unlike the Miranda Right Act, decrees that offenders DO NOT have the right to remain silent, DO NOT have the right to an attorney and everything they say will definitely be held against them.

 

Now-then:

 

Becky, where were you Monday the 11th between the hours of 8:04 PM until now except for the time you did post your blog today at 7:27 AM? 

 

Can you account for your whereabouts in between and provide us with names of witnesses, if any? (Cathy is not a viable witness for she is known to be a professional witness) 

 

I am getting a subpoena from the Hillsborough County Sheriff Department to search your computer tomorrow. There will be intense investigations to find the guilty party.  I strongly recommend you co-operate fully for the sake of clearing your name and reputation.

 

I’ve heard that Gregory, Gary, Mike and Mary have already placed a bounty on your head.

 

This is very disturbing for all of us.  Don’t risk to be impeached; please, come forth and exonerate yourself.

 

Oh, I forget, DO NOT LEAVE TOWN until this investigation is over.

 

John

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Comments

Mary Welch
Member Since '04

Mary Welch said:

LOL, now that takes some thinking to come up with that kind of post. Especially late at night. I think you come to life after 10pm (at least that is what time it is here).

I have my own thoughts about who this is. AND I am pretty sure I'm pretty sure. But, how do YOU remember how many stars we had yesterday, I certainly don't. Maybe YOU are creating a diversion. One thing we know, the perp always returns to the scene of the crime.

I don't think its you, just messing with you. I think we all know who it is. I tried to set him up with a blog but my plans were thwarted.

I will try to catch him off guard again.

June 12, 2007 9:10 PM
Cathy  Clark
Member Since '06

Cathy Clark said:

I'll assume that my check, for being a "professional witness", is in the mail!  If I am called to the stand, I'll have the take the "Fifth".

I confess!  It was ME.......You got me, Perry Mason.

June 12, 2007 9:32 PM
Bob Mitchell
Member Since '04

Bob Mitchell said:

I knew it. Thanks for the confirmation. Just kidding becky you rock.

June 13, 2007 12:12 AM
John  Bourassa
Member Since '03

John Bourassa said:

See - Someone has already stolen one star.  I started with 5 last night.

May the offender reveal him or herself now and I guarantee you we will show clemency.

June 13, 2007 4:36 AM
Becky Troutt
Member Since '05

Becky Troutt said:

ROFLMAO.....OMG John.

Don't make me pull the "astronaut lady stunt" and drive all the way down there with a diaper on so I don't have to stop on the way.

I'm bringing my bat too!

June 13, 2007 5:29 AM
John  Bourassa
Member Since '03

John Bourassa said:

becky,

I am ready for you.  I already have an army of body guards surrounding me.  Come on down, make my day!

June 13, 2007 5:47 AM
Becky Troutt
Member Since '05

Becky Troutt said:

You might need a diaper too, cuz you'd crap your pants if I showed up!  LOL....

June 13, 2007 5:54 AM
John  Bourassa
Member Since '03

John Bourassa said:

Now, now, Becky,

Calm down, relax.  First,  if you are not guilty, you have nothing to worry about.  Justice always prevails. except for OJ.

I am only conducting this investigation for the best interest of Relib Bloggers.

This investigation has taken a new turn already.  Mary suspects that the culprit maybe a "him". So you may be off the hook after all.  

Regardelss of the outcome of this inquiry, you may still be deseated off your platform throne just the same, though.  The race is on.

Hugs, Its all good.

June 13, 2007 6:12 AM
Mary Welch
Member Since '04

Mary Welch said:

I knew there was NO WAY this blog would not bring out the dreaded BAT. John, you are down 2 stars already? I think maybe they evaporated over night.

June 13, 2007 6:14 AM
Becky Troutt
Member Since '05

Becky Troutt said:

I fully expect any day now Mary will fly by me and make it to #1.  Gene says we are "motormouths".  And I think Mary is more of a motormouth than me.  LOL....sorry Mary!  But she comments a lot more than I do, so I know she will make it to #1.

I'm keeping my crown as a souvenir though.  Mary, you can get a crown from Burger King to wear though if you want!!

:)

June 13, 2007 6:27 AM
Mary Welch
Member Since '04

Mary Welch said:

Becky, it just won't be worth being number one if I don't get "the bat". So is there any way I could get that or am I going to have to come up with my own weapon of choice?

Keep the crown, I want a tiara and some bling bling.

Actually, I would trade my spot for higher state ranking. I went from 4th to 5th. Grrrrrr.

Actually, I think Bill or Gloria will beat me to the top.

June 13, 2007 6:32 AM
Carmen and Jeff Bills
Member Since '07

Carmen and Jeff Bills said:

Paper, Rock, Sissors...I think the gun beats the bat

June 13, 2007 7:19 AM
Sharron and Steve Lobman
Member Since '06

Sharron and Steve Lobman said:

Wow! Now I am getting intrigued with the mysterious missing star. I just clicked 5 stars for this post and it only rose by 1/2 a star.

Hmmmmm...how far could a single star knock it down?

Who is the nastiest person who lurks, peeps, whines or accuses on this site? Hmmmm....

June 13, 2007 7:28 AM
Mary Welch
Member Since '04

Mary Welch said:

hmm, the thot plickens. (plot thickens)

June 13, 2007 7:44 AM
Klaus Nicholson
Member Since '07

Klaus Nicholson said:

My money is on Batgirl, John.  I think she will plow through your body guards like Bruce Lee does opposing martial arts schools. I get the feeling you're going to be missing more stars.  Good Luck.

June 13, 2007 10:02 AM
Gene Carey
Member Since '03

Gene Carey said:

I wish we could use a different aviator (photo) on the RElib blog than the one automatically pulled from our website. then "Batgirl" could use the one with her bat and Vance could use his 'special' one without it appearing on their website, and others could continue using their baby photos. Maybe Michaela would even go back to putting her 98# high-school photo back up instead of her comapny shield for those who may have never seen a photo of her before she changed it. We could have fun changing the aviator to fit our current mood.

June 13, 2007 10:31 AM
Jay & Francy Thompson  REALTORS®
Member Since '05

Jay & Francy Thompson REALTORS® said:

"Justice always prevails. except for OJ"

OJ did it? But I though he said he'd spend the rest of his life hunting down the killer?

June 14, 2007 12:39 PM
Mike Farmer
Member Since '03

Mike Farmer said:

He's searched every golf course in the land looking for the real killer.

June 14, 2007 12:47 PM
Gregory Bain
Member Since '03

Gregory Bain said:

John, where are you? Happy Father's Day! Come back, I've put the stars back, "you know they only come out at night" anyway. But the best picture Gene is Gary S. stolen baby picture. And, John, please look out! Billy is moving up fast and I never give him a star.

June 17, 2007 10:13 AM

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