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Do you give more than 100%?

By: Gary Morris
Monday, November 19, 2007 4:27 PM

I have seen this before, but I always have a good chuckle when I see it. It really made more sense when I had a "real" job in the corporate world. Enjoy.

 

This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint...
it goes like this:

What Makes 100%?

What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?

We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.

How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:


If:

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z


is represented as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.


Then:


H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K

8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%


and


K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E

11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%


But,


A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E

1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,


B-U-L-L-*-*-*-*

2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far *** kissing will take you.


*-*-*-K-I-S-S-I-N-G

1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bull**** and *** kissing   that will put you over the top.

 

 

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Comments

Gary Szolosi
Member Since '03

Gary Szolosi said:

Gary, I love math and this is why, it really does work!

November 19, 2007 3:41 PM
Jana Davis & Marcia Demerjian
Member Since '05

Jana Davis & Marcia Demerjian said:

Clever

November 19, 2007 3:46 PM
Candice A Donofrio
Member Since '07

Candice A Donofrio said:

Welllllll .  .  . you used neither the Pythagorean nor Chaldean system of number, but your system works for me!  Kiss kiss!

November 19, 2007 5:32 PM
Scott McClain
Member Since '06

Scott McClain said:

Gary,

Now that was funny!

Kudos to you for that post!

I needed a good laugh about now and that was the apple today to keep the doctor (psychiatrist) away!

HAHAHAHAHAHA GREAT STUFF!

November 19, 2007 8:21 PM
Millie Rowan
Member Since '05

Millie Rowan said:

Gary,

That was great!  Can I "borrow" it?

November 20, 2007 7:58 AM
Gary Morris
Member Since '07

Gary Morris said:

Millie, feel free, it was emailed to me.

November 20, 2007 10:34 AM

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