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Jeff Fanto

Poop on a Roof

By: Jeff Fanto
Friday, March 28, 2008 2:06 PM

While I understand this is not the most delicate of subjects, it does remind us just when you think you have seen everything, you haven't. I was showing a home recently to a client when we traipsed upstairs to review the bedroom layout. Lo and behold, just outside the bedroom windows facing the rear of the house appeared something that caused me to scratch my head and wonder how a dog managed to get out on the roof. Upon further reflection, and noticing the trees within climbing distance from the roof, I could only conclude that a possum or raccoon had made the seller's roof a not so Porta John.

It was also apparent that the possum or raccoon had either been visiting for a long period of time or had brought many of his or her friends. I can only imagine the reaction had my buyer's wife been with us at the time. Hardly a way to leave a good impression. Upon leaving feedback with the agent who listed the home, I did point out the situation and suggested they might want to take care of the problem. I did offer photographs as proof if so desired. (What can I say? My buyer took the photos to discourage his wife from taking a look at a home that needed a lot of work [which she likes to do] which was one he was not prepared to do such work on.) The moral of the story is that we need to avoid our tendency to not check up as often on our vacant listings. While this problem may be a simple matter of cleaning the roof, it may also be reflective of a more serious problem of something other than bats in the belfry. I hardly think it a pleasant phone call to a homeowner who has already moved or to a lender who has taken the property back informing them that some time in the last month since we last visited the property some varmint had managed to get into the attic and work their way throughout the house.

Just a reminder. Not quite as subtle as most, but still a reminder.

Jeff Fanto, Associate Broker
JTC Realty Group

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Mary Welch
Member Since '04

Mary Welch said:

Good one, I guess I really haven't seen everything yet. Note to self: check for roof poop. Never a dull moment in this business.

March 28, 2008 4:17 PM
Gail Fritz
Member Since '06

Gail Fritz said:

Jeff - I showed a vacant home a couple of months ago that had a dead animal partially decomposed at the top of the stairs on the second floor.  We referred to it as the rat house from then on.  Other then the animal, it was a beautiful home and my buyers were somewhat interested in it as it was bank-owned and at great price.

March 28, 2008 4:50 PM
Jana Davis & Virginia Houghton
Member Since '05

Jana Davis & Virginia Houghton said:

That reminded me of when my kids where little.  Our next door neighbors dog did climb out the window and lay on the roof.  Don't think he did his business there, but scared the mailman!

Gail those are great buyers.  If they can get past a rat, they should be able to ignore the need for new carpet or paint!  

Jana

March 28, 2008 7:59 PM
Vance Remele
Member Since '06

Vance Remele said:

Humm poop on a roof ? I have heard of poop on a shingle :)

Gloria is the head of our wild life department here on Relib, view some of her showing encounters  in past postings..here.

:) up on the roof maybe the place to go..in this market ?

http://youtube.com/watch?v=YvdaewbsTXo

March 29, 2008 7:48 AM
Nate Covington
Member Since '07

Nate Covington said:

Jeff,  Poop on a Roof,  It may be disgusting, but at least it is outside!

I had a listing that had cat *** 1-2 inches deep on the countertops, and everywhere else(I have Pictures).  There was other types of *** as well.  I hadn't eaten lunch yet, when I went in, and lost my breakfast right away.  I couln't eat meat for a couple of days.  I can't understand how people can live that way (yes it was occupied)?  I am cringing just thinking about the place.  When the seller (it was rented) cleaned up the place, it took 5 gigantic(40yd) dumpsters to clean up the place.  Still recovering from that one, and yes I later sold it, at a discount!

March 29, 2008 12:35 PM
Mary Welch
Member Since '04

Mary Welch said:

There you go Vance, shingles are on roofs. That is where it came from. Also sounds kind of like a Dr Seuss book.

March 29, 2008 12:58 PM
Vance Remele
Member Since '04

Vance Remele said:

My Gumbaness :)

I rather have poop on a roof then have a case of the Shingles ha ha

Omerta :)

March 29, 2008 4:28 PM
Shelly  Constantz
Member Since '07

Shelly Constantz said:

I am actually speech-less.  I'm sure that is a first as well : )

Shelly

March 29, 2008 5:03 PM
Remax  Gallery
Member Since '04

Remax Gallery said:

I just emailed Jeff (my partner) and told him I was not going to comment about the poop in the bathtub I ran into on one of my showings today. I will at least write a comment on his blog as I don't think that our office needs another blog post with the word "poop" in it. By the way "poop on a shingle" (not the proper name) For those of you who haven't heard a slang for Cream dried beef on bread is a great meal. It's been awhile since i've had it. Thanks for reminding me vance. I mentioned in my email to him that not only did I run into the poop in the tub today but poop in a bar sink last year when showing a home. Of course these are bank owned homes and obviously some discruntled former owners who I guess wanted to leave their mark. It really makes you wonder. I'm sure I haven't come close to seeing it all though. Just when you think you have is when you are reminded....you haven't. : )

March 29, 2008 5:32 PM

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