Bill Thompson, REALTOR® : The GHEUMM Designation

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The GHEUMM Designation

By: Bill Thompson, REALTOR®
Monday, October 01, 2007 5:03 PM

Do you have your GHEUMM designation yet? Come on, get with the program! It looks great on your business card and website. You’ll love yourself more than ever. It might make your mother-in-law respect you more (no guarantees on that one).

Be among the “Top 100” to get this designation! Simply send me $495.00 and a self addresses, stamped, 9 X 14 envelope and you too can be a GHEUMM.

Also, look for my seminars on how to make money in real estate, even in a down market, coming to a city near you soon!

Oh, I almost forgot. What does GHEUMM stand for, you ask? Does it really matter so long as you are the first one in your market to obtain this designation? Okay, I’ll tell you. It stands for “Grand High Exalted Untouchable Muckity Muck”. Stick out tongue

Comments

Member Since '06	Sharron and Steve Lobman said: WOW... that sounds like a great buy! Does it come with a money back guarantee? I want to be a muckity muck! October 1, 2007 4:55 PM
Member Since '07	Bill Thompson, REALTOR® said: Sharron, I would be proud to have you display the GHEUMM designation...just as soon as your check clears my bank ;-) October 1, 2007 5:06 PM
Member Since '07	Candice A Donofrio said: Bill, what the hell, LOL! Pretty funny! That's too many letters for a designation . . . put it on a diet and talk to me when it's down to 3 letters! LOL October 1, 2007 5:28 PM
Member Since '07	Shelly Constantz said: Ok, I'm buying the first year's cost, but annual dues to I have to pay to keep the designation? I have to factor that into my business marketing mix. October 1, 2007 5:36 PM
Member Since '04	Mary Welch said: Can we just call it the untouchables, I'm for short designations too. October 1, 2007 5:37 PM
Member Since '03	Gregory Bain said: Bill, it's funny you should bring that designation into play. It just so happens I have had two listing appointments this week where the home owner insisted I have that designation before they will list with me. Now, that I know what the abbrivation stands for, I can see the value in it. Because these rat traps were definately only for those real estate agents specializing in the Muckity Muck. October 1, 2007 5:57 PM
Member Since '03	Gregory Bain said: Should I repeat that? October 1, 2007 5:57 PM
Member Since '07	Bill Thompson, REALTOR® said: Oh, I almost forgot, candidates will need to send a photo of themselves that was taken at least 10 years ago or your business card (same thing). ;-) October 1, 2007 6:02 PM
Member Since '07	Candice A Donofrio said: Bill, just call it GUM and require grade school pics and be done with it! :) October 1, 2007 6:17 PM
Member Since '07	Joann Belben said: Just need a nice little logo to go with that designation! October 1, 2007 6:28 PM
Member Since '07	Bill Thompson, REALTOR® said: Joann, Funny you should mention that. The logo is a picture of an agent admiring himself (or herself) in the mirror while clients list their own homes on the Internet. It is a complicated little logo but it fits the designation perfectly ;-) October 1, 2007 7:01 PM
Member Since '05	Jana Davis & Virginia Houghton said: I do, I do, Oh wait that was in answer to "who wants Ice Cream" Never mind. October 1, 2007 9:04 PM
Member Since '06	Vance Remele said: Bill Thompsons GHEUMM award pin http://tinyurl.com/27ndf5 October 2, 2007 4:29 AM
Member Since '07	Bill Thompson, REALTOR® said: LOL Vance. Greg - Nice to see you! October 2, 2007 6:38 AM
Member Since '04	Vance Remele said: Hey Bill your pin it disappeared ?? Beats me what happen Oh well Vance October 2, 2007 7:17 AM
Member Since '07	Bill Thompson, REALTOR® said: Vance - Their check bounced! October 2, 2007 11:17 AM
Member Since '07	"Dee" Mayers said: Bill, I sent you a check for $495,000 plus a $5.00 tip, where is my stuff??? October 3, 2007 1:26 PM
Member Since '07	Bill Thompson, REALTOR® said: Dee, If this check clears the bank I am going to hand deliver your stuff personally! October 3, 2007 2:16 PM
Member Since '07	Candice A Donofrio said: Dee, remind Bill to show up in the kilt . . . I mean, that's what the tip was for, right? :) October 4, 2007 8:13 AM
Member Since '07	Bill Thompson, REALTOR® said: For $495,000 (plus the $5 tip), the kilt is in the suitcase! October 4, 2007 1:31 PM
Member Since '03	Gregory Bain said: Dee, for $495,000 I'm yours for the next five years. Be gentle. October 4, 2007 2:30 PM
Member Since '07	"Dee" Mayers said: Candice, Do you think the tip was too much? Bill, I'm still waiting!! Gregory, I will also be kind. October 4, 2007 6:05 PM
Member Since '07	Bill Thompson, REALTOR® said: LOL Greg! Dee, as soon as the check clears the bank. October 4, 2007 7:52 PM
Member Since '07	Candice A Donofrio said: I think you should wait till you see Bill's kilt before you decide on the proper tip amount, Dee . . . LOL October 4, 2007 7:55 PM
Member Since '07	"Dee" Mayers said: Bill, It's not good to keep a girl waiting, she may just change her mind and stop payment. Candice, If he decides to show up I hope he is wearing it and he looks dashing and debonair otherwise, no tip. October 5, 2007 1:03 PM