I don’t know what has happened to my parents, when I was five, my parents were the smartest people on the Earth and I would want to fight anyone who said different. But, then for some strange reason, when I became about 12, they starting eating Wheaties and drinking Tab cola and I think it affected their brains. They were actually quite dumb and I wouldn’t believe that the public school system was allowing them to teach other parents kids.
Then I hit 21, and I think they stopped making Tab, and I noticed they were eating Cheerios instead of Wheaties, I think it helped them. I noticed their higher brain function was starting to come back and they were getting smarter again. I was starting to feel better about our kids in the public school system having a chance, now that my parents are so smart.
Now that I have kids, I’ve started to watch what I eat and I eat only Cheerios and avoid Tab, now that I see that it is back on the market. I hope the science in the Cheerios box helps keeps me intelligent through my entire kids’ lives.
I was shocked when reading the Cheerios box that it doesn’t say a thing about keeping parents smart, it does say it keeps you heart smart. Maybe that is what my parents needed!